MY FRIEND KATE AND I WERE VIDEO TAPING EACH OTHER AND WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO VIDEO TAPE KATE, SHE FOR NO REASON TURNED AROUND, STUCK HER BUTT IN THE CAMERA LENS, AND MADE A FART SO LOUD THAT YOU COULD HEAR IT IN JAPAN!!!
ONE TIME MY DAD WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH HIS FRIEND KEVIN AND INSTEAD OF SAYING BYE KEVIN, HE SAID I LOVE YOU, BYE!
WHEN I WAS IN FIRST GRADE MY FRIEND SNUCK UP ON ME AND POKED ME IN THE BUTT WITH A FORK.I JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND SCREAMED,"YOW!"
ONE TIME I WAS DRINKING SELTSER WHEN I LOOKED AT THE NUTRITION FACTS, AND IT HAD ZERO CALORIES, ZERO GRAMS OF FAT, NO SODIUM, NO CARBS, ZERO GRAMS OF SUGAR, AND NO PROTEIN. AND I SAID "WHAT THE HECK AM I DRINKING IT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!"
